SIDE EFFECTS

PhoniCam, a cold medicine produced by Phizler Pharmaceuticals, has just been approved by the FDA. It acts to reduce the duration and severity of the common cold. Dr. Steven Lidgit, director of FDA's Center for Drug Evaluation and Research reassures users that, "We are working with the manufacturer to ensure the safest use of this medicine, yet patients need to be aware of potential hazards and the side effects of PhoniCam.” Side effects while taking this medicine, include but not limited to:

Bleeding, blindness, blood clots,
Cancer, confusion, constipation; convulsions;
Dementia; delirium; depression, diarrhea, dizziness, dry mouth,
Epilepsy, Facial tics, Flatulence,
Hair loss, hallucinations, hearing loss, heart attack, hyperventilation

Insomnia
Kidney failure, Kidney stones,
Language impairment, loss of appetite,
Memory loss, muscle cramps,
Nausea, night sweats,

Oily stools,
Pancreatic rot, Psychosis,
Seizures, Sleep disturbances, Stroke,
Tremors, Tumors,
Unpredictable bowels movements,
Vomiting and
Xenophobia.

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